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Crock Pot cooking experiment #3: Stewed Turkey wings - served with garlic sesame green beans, rice, and vicious biscuits.

Now this is amusing. Mad Muppets. I mean men, Mad Men, but they’re muppets.

Says it all.

(via ilovecharts)

Happy Tax Day…

Happy Birthday Bessie! 

I adore Nina Simone’s version but Bessie’s, yes, Bessie’s is the best. She sang this bluesy tune into a classic, and proved that other musical maven’s like Minaj are not alone in their use of provocatively sexggestive lyrics. 

I need a little sugar in my bowl. 

Tired of bein’ lonely, tired of bein’ blue,
I wished I had some good man, to tell my troubles to
Seem like the whole world’s wrong, since my man’s been gone
I need a little sugar in my bowl,
I need a little hot dog, on my roll

I can stand a bit of lovin’, oh so bad,
I feel so funny, I feel so sad
I need a little steam-heat, on my floor,
Maybe I can fix things up, so they’ll go
What’s the matter, hard papa, come on and save you mama’s soul

'Cause I need a little sugar, in my bowl, doggone it,
I need a little sugar in my bowl
I need a little sugar, in my bowl,
I need a little hot dog, between my rolls

You gettin’ different, I’ve been told,
move your finger, drop something in my bowl. I need a little steam-heat on my floor

Maybe I can fix things up, so they’ll go
(spoken: Get off your knees, I can’t see what you’re drivin’ at!
It’s dark down there!

Looks like a snake! C’mon here and drop somethin’ here in my bowl,
stop your foolin’, and drop somethin’, in my bowl)

Happy Birthday Bessie!

I adore Nina Simone’s version but Bessie’s, yes, Bessie’s is the best. She sang this bluesy tune into a classic, and proved that other musical maven’s like Minaj are not alone in their use of provocatively sexggestive lyrics.

I need a little sugar in my bowl.

Tired of bein’ lonely, tired of bein’ blue,
I wished I had some good man, to tell my troubles to
Seem like the whole world’s wrong, since my man’s been gone
I need a little sugar in my bowl,
I need a little hot dog, on my roll

I can stand a bit of lovin’, oh so bad,
I feel so funny, I feel so sad
I need a little steam-heat, on my floor,
Maybe I can fix things up, so they’ll go
What’s the matter, hard papa, come on and save you mama’s soul

'Cause I need a little sugar, in my bowl, doggone it,
I need a little sugar in my bowl
I need a little sugar, in my bowl,
I need a little hot dog, between my rolls

You gettin’ different, I’ve been told,
move your finger, drop something in my bowl. I need a little steam-heat on my floor

Maybe I can fix things up, so they’ll go
(spoken: Get off your knees, I can’t see what you’re drivin’ at!
It’s dark down there!

Looks like a snake! C’mon here and drop somethin’ here in my bowl,
stop your foolin’, and drop somethin’, in my bowl)

afterellen:

The AfterEllen.com Field Guide to Recruiting Lesbians

Oh, South Carolina, bless your little soul for consistently producing some of the most truly head-scratching stories of ignorance in the country. The most recent example? The University of South Carolina Upstate is canceling a performance called How to Be a Lesbian in 10 Days or Less, because, apparently, no one has a sense of humor. State Senator Mike Fair seems to believe that the show is a “recruiting” event and, to be honest, I actually have no words to respond to that.

Senator Fair, I hate to break it to you, but we don’t actually recruit. If we did, however, I think our field guide might look something like this.

Now this cracks me up. The idea of sexual orientation recruitment (whether hetero or homo -sexual) = completely nittacious (having the quality of being completely stupid and idiotic), but the field guide, the field guide = sheer brilliance. No really. It’s simply frigging brilliant.

(via ilovecharts)

I heard an alligator out there…

Recipe: 1 part tequila to one part cutie juice (those little oranges) to 1/4 part grand marnier

femininefreak:

Sex Education in American Public Schools

There is a corresponding and comparative chart we need to see in order to really analyze these charts. Those are be the one showing States where teen pregnancy HIV STD and other sexually related illnesses are high.

(via ilovecharts)

  • Dreke: I'm leaving around 12 tomorrow.
  • Me: Okay, I'll be up by then.
  • Dreke: I know, 'cause I'mma wake you up.

Energy was so high, I couldn’t hold my phone still.

The Fine Art of Voguing

This reminds me of my friend Darnell/Dominique who ruled the ball voguing in his fabulous creations.

Random Stuff I See On Street Corners.

This guy had an awesome collection that he was “downsizing.” The Run DMC album caught my eye. As I talked to the man selling this ramble through musical history, I was reminded of the time my friend’s son asked me, “Lisa Gray, what’s an album?”

So I saw ghettacious in a post, and my phone exploded. Spell check couldn’t handle it.